When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried
by Joe the guy with hurt balls July 9, 2022
Get the Tan sheetsmug. The person behind the XZ backdoor, can also double as a slang for "backdooring open-source software", Was caught by an Microsoft employee that saw 100% CPU usage when connecting to an SSH server who later hyper-fixated on tracking down why it was 100% and narrowing it down to XZ where the backdoor was caught
by hn1f July 1, 2024
Get the Jia Tanmug. When you say Dan tan dare to your lady you're telling her she's dead sexy "you look Dan tan dare tonight darling"
by Karloss, November 17, 2018
Get the Dan tan daremug. 1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.
2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.
by anonymous November 23, 2024
Get the Arkansas Spray Tanmug. 
She’s an amazing individual that has the ability to just swim the 100 fly quite effectively. Like holy shit when u have the opportunity to watch her swim. You just have to take the opportunity by the balls and watch her.
by LmaoUwish November 6, 2022
Get the Caitlin tanmug. by hyperactiveboi April 17, 2019
Get the Joel Tanmug.