wood table

An ingrian or simple person, normally very pissy.

Kate Weaver and Michael Iovenko are wood tables after they tried to sell dope to the cops.

by ingrain99 May 15, 2016

on table

and adjective; to mean making a swear or promise.

Friend: Do you and that girl talk.

You: NO! on table !! Bro!

by Trinn0051 April 6, 2017

art tablet

A device that allows you to draw with some tiny ass pen on a digital board

Give me the the art tablet so I can use that tiny pen.

by MEeeEEEEPpp November 8, 2017

Trophy Table

A table full of empty cans, bottles and glasses of alcohol that accumulate from a long night of drinking.

“We had such a great night of drinking. We have a trophy table of 30 beer cans and bottles to prove it!”

by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 2, 2018

after table

The time spent after eating food talking to the people that just ate food with you. Derived from the spanish word sobremesa and having the same meaning.

Jane and I had the longest after table tonight. We couldn't stop talking after we finished eating.

by greatmaster September 17, 2018

Ten tabber

One who is prone to having ten tabs open on porn hub... you dirty bird you...

Ted is a ten tabber...

by LexMad October 27, 2018

Mrs tabera

Mrs tabera is an old fucker kes pulled out of a retirement homes bin

Mrs tabera is a cunt

by Krinklekutkrisp25 December 23, 2018