chocolate soft serve

When you moon someone and drop a duece.

"Dang, you ... I sidled up to that biatch and gave him a taste of the ol' chocolate soft serve!"

by Oldie McGrumpenstien November 17, 2005

Go soft

JGard

Jgard was going to get dome from Jizz but instead he is a go soft.

by gandhi589 December 30, 2012

soft serve

the act of being soft or being a little bitch

Sean: "Man I have to drop out of the race"
Brandon: "Your being real soft serve, if you go to a soft serve ice cream machine, there is chocolate, vanilla, and Sean."

by Seany Boii April 10, 2007

softball

definatly not just girls baseball and DEFINATLY not played by only lesbians you play 7 innings and it is the toughest 7 innings you will ever face in your life. theres 3 main things to softball HIT the ball..FIELD the ball...and THROW the ball.. in softball you should never worry about what team your playing until they show up you are always focused on playing the ball...it is also a proven fact that a softball is harder to hit than a baseball it was proven by jennie finch pitching to mlb baseball players and she stuck them out..its harder because of the underhand picthcing motion and the batters box is closer to the picthers mound i can also say girls can handle the bigger balls.. all i can say is softball is the greatest sport ever invented!

girl 1: whats your favorite sport?
girl 2: no other than softball!

by purpleeplatypus December 27, 2009

soft serve

Soft Serve is a form of scat that involves very soft poop.

by General Turtle February 4, 2003

softball ass

Ofter refers to males lacking an ass. Or having an ass so small when you grab it, it feels as though you're cupping a padded softball.

John you have a softball ass.

by Roudy June 25, 2006

the stool softener

A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.

Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.

by e-rips December 16, 2003