flat screen

flat chested; small boobs; very small breasts

Im a guy and i have bigger tits than her, dude shes a total flat screen.

by georgey satters October 24, 2012

main screen turn on

A Phrase from the popular old old game named "Zero Wing" This saying is what a confused spaceship captain says in the english version because the translation was bad. This is also where "All your base are belong to us" comes from. If you are a nerd, you know this already.

When you get invaded by a Weird Creature and need to turn on your screen for some reason with voice command, this will be commical.

by Froth. October 28, 2003

smoke screen

n. also known as a cop cleaner, "smoke screen" is the term used to describe a speeding vehicle that one follows at a distance and uses as a shield against pesky law enforcement. (May also be used as a verb)

"Ah a fresh smoke screen. Thank goodness, I was running behind."
"Man, I totally smoke screened those cops back there."

by chagrin94 September 19, 2005

screenior citizen

An person who spends all their time in front of the TV or Computer (screens).

1. Ugh, my 15 year old sister is such a screenior citizen, she's always on facebook.

2. Q: Hey, should i make a Myspace account?
A: No way! It's full of screenior citizens!

by frakenzie January 10, 2011

Screedy

a person who gets mad everytime they get called a nickname similiar to their name that they do not want to be called

Lucas: hi
Person 1: hi Lukie
Lucas: don't call me lukie 2wehfhewrbfiewgfyewqbgyeqb
Person 2: ok Lukie
Lucas: DON'T CALL ME THAT
Person 3: shut up you screedy

by JayMJOfficial December 31, 2020

California Screendoor

Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.

I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!

by Sukikeri August 28, 2010

vajeen screen

A photograph of a vagina, primarily in reference to one viewed on a mobile phone or computer.

Dude, somebody needs to tell Jenny to stop sending vajeen screens to every guy she meets.

by MoosyMarinara October 23, 2017