squiddy

n. The act of a man ass-fucking another man, ejaculating in his asshole, and conveniently grabbing the nearest straw, and sucking his own sperm out of the asshole.

Omfg bro- did you hear about Chris giving his boyfriend a squiddy? That's fucked up, homes.

by Delicious P. Silk May 2, 2006

squiddy

his penis looks like a squid

ewwwwwwwwww

by squiddy loves dick June 29, 2003

Squidish

Used to define something that you really can't understand.

"I will never understand Japanese, it's all just squidish to me."

by Arwid April 24, 2017

squid squisher

an over powered motorcycle bought by fresh out of boot camp navy personnel, and then driven at high speed into an overpass in the desert, resulting in one less douchebag on wheels.

boatswain's mate first class jones" where's seaman apprentice smith? "

seaman carter " he bought a squid squisher yesterday and they are still peeling parts of him off I-8 "

by phaedrider June 15, 2010

Squid

A male in the Navy who is extremely arrogant, chauvinistic and excessively immature in every possible way. An unparalleled egocentric womanizing fool, dedicated to living his life as a self-righteous and asinine bastard with an obsessive and insatiable need to play COD, have sex and consume copious amounts of alcohol. Often they are attracted to under aged girls and have a disregard for personal morals and anyone who threatens their self-worship.

Scarlett: "So what happened with that guy, Peyton?"

Peyton: "Oh he said he was gunna play COD for a bit then text me."

Scarlett: "I see, when was that?"

Peyton: "IDK. About 3 days ago, maybe 4."

Scarlett: "That blows...I guess."

Peyton: "Not at all, he was fucking some tini bopper from high school, so I think I'm better off."

Scarlett: "Damn, that Squid if fucking disgusting."
Peyton: "For sure."

OR

Brooke: "Hey, ready to hit the bar?"

Nina: "Yeah. I'm stoked. So today when I was picking my sister up from school, there were hella squids creepin in the parking lot."

Brooke: "Grode, they are like walking STI's."

Nina: "Ya I know right, trying to chase down some squid mattresses at the local high school, how typical."

by 115QT February 20, 2011

squid

A new kid in a group, or generally someone new in an established group of people. Comes from Rocket Power on Nickelodeon.

Who's that new kid across the street?
Oh, he's just the new squid.

by 90stelevision December 12, 2012

Squid

A prison inmate that as been there for a long period of time but still doesn't know the whole jail system and is completely useless

Joe: "Look at Steve over there he's double dialing the prison phones"

Lucus: "Wow what a squid"

by number87 December 18, 2012