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west philly squeegie

Whilst fucking a woman doggystyle, as you are about to cum, pull it out and shoot it on her back. Then Rover (your dog)comes over and uses his tongue as a squeegie and cleans up your load.
I was really giving it to Jessica, blasted it on her back, and her dog sparky came over and squeegied her back clean, with a west philly squeegie!
by Toby Shephard March 2, 2008
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Squeeze

noun. (Shorten version of the word Dick Squeeze) a male who is generally unpleasant to be around because he constantly tries to prove superiority through random acts of stupidity.
Donnie: Dude, Dave just face-pushed Nathan in the pool with all his clothes on

Matt: God, Dave is such a squeeze.
by mashot24 July 30, 2011
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tight squeeze

When stick a dick up a VERY VERY tight pussy/bootyhole. And you have to squeeze up. At the same time you have to make sure you dick doesnt get rug burn.
Jimmy had to do a tight squeeze in Damons butt hole!
by Jamie1212 May 28, 2008
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squeeze

Another term for marijuana, weed, reefer, commonly used down south Florida
Yo son, I got sum fire squeeze
by Dan Barber June 25, 2008
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Squeeze The Lemon

The art of accelerating through a yellow light in the hopes of making the light. This practice often results in getting pinched by red light cams and horrific wrecks.
Hey Jeff, I squeeze the lemon at the I29 and Benson intersection whenever possible cuz that light takes fo eva.
by Thanus August 19, 2008
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Squeeky Guy

A guy who is very squeeky. He has squeeky pants. He can do a squeeky pants dance.
Leeko! Leeko! Leeko! I'm a squeeky guy!
by Almost-Squeeky Guy April 13, 2004
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squeezin' the tuna

1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge

2. A runny and stanky dump

3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns
Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"

Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."

Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"
by LoveMussel January 16, 2009
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