squash beef

When two guys walk past in close quarters and their penises touch.

Eww dude i just had to squash beef with the fat guy on the train.

by Loon69 August 15, 2017

Swoop and Squat

When someone tries to steal someone else's girlfriend/boyfriend. Its called a swoop and squat and it can cost your insurance company thousands of dollars in damages.

"Dude Zain, she already has a boyfriend"
"Thats why, I'm going to swoop and squat"

by rohanstanford February 11, 2007

jack squat

A pleasant way of saying "Jack Shit" which means nothing. Usually used in reference to possesions or intelligence.

That hobo doesn't have money. In fact, he ain't got jack squat.

by GuyWithWalletContaining Jack Squat September 19, 2003

diddly squat

A style of dancing which which includes a short crouch while the musician is playing the fiddle.

I never did see so many of them all doing diddly squat at once.

by AyStyle April 12, 2015

blazing squads

bascially means extremely drunk, referencing extremely cool british boy band

"Jus had a bottle of Jagermeister, im blazing squads!"

by frenchy January 28, 2005

diddly squat

Literally means "chicken shit".

Those shiny cars won't mean diddly squat when you die.

by The JDawg May 29, 2007

squat mattress

A girl who will fuck for a place to sleep that night.

"She's a dirty squat mattress."

by Rasputin August 24, 2003