"Brohan, I had the best scratchies the other day. I totally had a scratchy-gasm."
"I tried not to have a scratchy-gasm, but, they were too epic."
"I tried not to have a scratchy-gasm, but, they were too epic."
by syndicatewarz July 29, 2012
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Can be addictive like a drug.
Can be addictive like a drug.
"The best day of my life was when I had my first scratchy-gasm."
"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"
"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"
by chazz122 July 29, 2012
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She raised her hand and all I saw was her squatchpits.
"I can't go swimming until I shave my squatchpits"
"I can't go swimming until I shave my squatchpits"
by qn.harpy November 12, 2012
Get the Squatchpits mug.Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.
Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.
Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.
Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.
by AnimeLoveLover123 July 24, 2014
Get the Scratching Monster mug.When a guy tries to stick it in a girls ass, but she springs out of the bed and turns and gives him the stink eye. Scratching the vinyl is the sound that goes through the guys head, as when a record stops abruptly.
Everything was going great with Yolanda until i had to go scratch the vinyl. Now, I have no chance at hitting that again.
by timingway August 11, 2014
Get the scratch the vinyl mug.when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.
Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?
Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.
Friend: that's awesome bro.
Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?
Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.
Friend: that's awesome bro.
Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
by fredmacdonald September 9, 2014
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