smurf

Really hot sexy midgets that turned blue cause ur mum

Ohhh yea daddy smurf go deeper daddy

by ohhh hell yea February 26, 2019

Smurfed

The act of being drunk and high as fuck at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.

I was so smurfed I cockblocked myself.

by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019

Smurfed AF

The act of being skeed and drunk at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.

Brother, I was so Smurfed AF last night I cockblocked myself!

by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019

smurf

A drug usually mushrooms

smurf (drug usually mushrooms)

That smurf overthere is the strongest one around

I ate a smurf and now im gonna die

by Creator of definitions December 14, 2018

Smurf

A guy with blue balls

like, OMG Britney, I had sex with jimmy last night, and he was a smurf!

by TheNightSky December 18, 2018

Smurf

A guy with blue balls

Like, OMG, I has sex with jimmy last night, and he was a smurf!

by TheNightSky December 18, 2018

Smurf

Smirnoff

Sean: Hey im goin to the liqour store want anything
Paul: Uh sure can you grab me a handle of smurf
Sean: sure
Paul: dope

by hronk21 December 27, 2018