four legged shower monster

Though often forseen as inappropriate in an educational environment, a four legged shower monster is the act portrayed by two sets of legs in a single shower. though often thought of as somebody with excess limbs, a four legged shower monster is actually two separate human beings, sporking in the shower.

I thought that kid was a four legged shower monster, turns out he was pounding vag. I'm lovin this breakfast sausage.

by the big dipper February 20, 2009

shovel in the face

A common insult for someone who has a flat face or squints a lot

hey will, shovel in the face!!
or will is such a shovel in the face

by themadon22 May 15, 2006

shower ride

for a female to masturbate in the shower, using the shower head's spraying water as a stimulant to the genitals and other erogenous zones.

"LIKE OMG, SHOWER RIDES ARE THE BEST!"

by prrrt.com February 12, 2009

shower fucked

when your water in the shower goes cold,due to some one else using another tap in your house, which in turn effects your water.

john: i hate it when my mum does the dishes while im having a shower and my water goes cold. friend:dude you were totally shower fucked haha.

by chucknorris vs elton john June 29, 2010

Friend Shower

Two friends of the opposite sex who shower together to save water and spend quality time together.

A fun activity for two friends to engage in together when there's nothing else to do.

Guy; I'll pick you up at 7:00 I need to shower.

Girl; Well, I need to shower too, lets save water and Friend shower.

Guy; I'm bored, what should we do?
Girl; Lets Friend Shower!!

by banana1234 April 2, 2010

Shize and Shower

When a person (male or female) claims to take a shower, but really drops a duece then showers to cover up the stench of the nasty shize they just dropped. This will hide the fact that you are taking a duece.

I was at my girlfriend's house (who lives with 3 other females), and had to drop a duece. Instead of facing the embarrasment of violating her bathroom with my stool, I went with the 'ol shize and shower move.

by Big Duece March 18, 2009

Singing in the shower

When your in the shower and you think your singing good but you actually sound like a dying whale.

"I was singing in the shower this morning!"
"Do you guys ever sing in the shower?"

by Brisimonetti November 13, 2014