Shart Failure

When you think you’re only going to fart and then feel like you’ve sharted but after running to the toilet, you were actually able to keep the disaster between your cheeks and not in your $35/pair underwear.

Dude, I’m so lucky. I thought I ruined these boxer briefs when I c’d my p’s but it was actually “shart failure.”

by Newsfguy1 March 29, 2025

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When one farts and a flying brown lump is ejected into the sky, it then can land on anyone or anything in the vicinity.

When I Shart the felling of the slippery stuff that slips through into the sky

by I love eating Shart June 27, 2023

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Krista Sharted

It means she sharted.

Polina: Ewwww who sharted?
Jessica: Krista Sharted

by Cool_Campfire24567 September 25, 2022

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Angry Shart

When you have a Norovirus and accidentally lampshade shart your partner in your sleep and wake up to verbal abuse

Paul was very ill with Norovirus, unfortunately Steph did not appreciate the high speed shart. Steph is not a fan of the Angry Shart and was verbally unhappy

by Electric Smurf December 19, 2024

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When an organism randomly generates the decision to release a tingling sensation in the intestinal area, often referred to as a “fart” or “toot”, yet manages to expel feces simultaneously whilst ejecting the gas that was previously contained inside the intestines along with the unexpected feces, therefore resulting in an absolute mess.

Jarred: Well, Harold, I must say, I am having quite a splendid time this evening. The food is great.

Harold: I am so delighted to hear that from you, Jarred! I thought the slight spiciness was a bit too much, but everyone seems to like it.

*Jarred sharts from the explosive spice in the food he had just had legit 100 kg of 10 seconds ago*

Jarred: Gotta blast!!

by nolabb August 16, 2019

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