by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 01, 2025
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when someone bites the curb but instead of their head getting stamped on, they get a large heavy tire dropped on the back of their skull
Person 1: Aw shit, your fucked up what happened?
Person 2: ERRRGHHHH OOOOO!
Doctor guy: He got rubber cubber.
Person 2: ERRRGHHHH OOOOO!
Doctor guy: He got rubber cubber.
by cuhbluh May 24, 2024
person 1: Did you hear Person 3 got a rubber cubber on the weekend?
person 2: No I didn't, how big was the dildo?
person 2: No I didn't, how big was the dildo?
by cuhbluh May 24, 2024
When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.
"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."
by Scorchingghost December 20, 2020
Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.
Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.
by QuacksO August 09, 2023