national roast katie day

On the 4th of January

Your a loser Katie. Oh it must be national roast Katie day

by Anonymous153775 January 4, 2020

One-man-spit-roast

When your dick is so big you fuck someone in the ass and it comes out their mouth (or vice versa).

“I one-man-spit-roasted a chick this weekend. Just call me Vlad the Impaler.”

by Dio.jefe August 16, 2023

Roast sensitive people day

Do you have that one sensitive friend that annoys you the fuck out, today you can roast them for the whole entire day 💞

“Your so annoying”

“Why did you say that”
“BECAUSE ITS ROAST SENSITIVE PEOPLE DAY”

by Allieinit April 25, 2021

Roast Beef Sandwich With Mayo

When a guy eats a woman out after she’s banged multiple dudes.

Stacy came home after a girls night out last night and I wanted to surprise her, but ended up eating a roast beef sandwich with Mayo instead! That cheating whore!

by Reversecougar00 December 22, 2022

National Roast Gingers Day

Roast ant ginger you know because it is your day to do it! Also, you can roast them whenever else you want to throughout the year

Ginger: “Hey, why are you roasting me?”
Me: “Cause it’s national roast gingers day today!”
Ginger: “oh, ok...”

by KentuckyWammy November 15, 2019

Five-Minute Spit-Roast

A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.

Almost every month my roomies give me a Five-Minute Spit-roast!

by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021

roast beef mud flaps

Roast Beef Mud Flaps are the oversized lips of the vagina that resemble the mud flaps on a semi truck if they were made out of roast beef. This phenomena is often related to the woman having an excess of sexual partners, and/or extreme stretching by the use of sexual toys.

Chris: Hey man, did you end up hitting that last night?
Ken: Yeah, but it wasn't that great.
Chris: Why not?
Ken: Well, she had a massive set of roast beef mud flaps.

Chris: Were they that bad?
Ken: Yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.

by Queef Chief May 28, 2016