Road miles

A person who-by the look of their face and sound of their voice- has lived some hard years and looks much older than they really are. Tired. Worn out. Used.

That hooker is only 19 but she’s got some serious road miles.

by Imalostcause December 23, 2021

road rules

The common courtesies extended by drivers to one another; the ethics of the four-way stop; philosophy of turn signals

1. Man, he didn't even signal! Doens't he know road rules?
2. Bastard cut me off! Road rule-ingnorant $^#^%^!@

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

road rules

a reality television show that originated on MTV that has 6 people live in a motor home, travel, and complete missions such as bungee jumping or eating bugs for money and prizes.

That guy Donell from the show "road rules" really sucks!

by stillettobob July 18, 2003

road pouch

Someone who is a real downer and has to be carried through the day.

You’re being a real road pouch today Fred.

by Kcbillingsworth December 30, 2020

road gourd

Car bound cunnilingus, oral sex performed whilst in a moving automobile; also colloquially known as road head

Hannah: “Do you want road gourd?”

Sam: “Yes but be careful on the speed bumps”

by Samonthedictionary May 28, 2023

Road rage

Getting mad at Traffic

I am bad at road rage

by 459395 June 1, 2023

Rocky Road

When you eat their ass after a mad chunky dump (almonds and chocolate swirl) and realize they had left toilet paper particles behind in the butthole after attempting to wipe said dump (marshmallow bits)

Man I was stoked eat some ass but it was a bad case of rocky road in there :(

by Meowkinzz February 23, 2022