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Richard Crowe 

A distant relative of the Tucan originally from central America, this particular species has been crossbreed into humans over hundreds of years and now blends in with the general human population. You can see how the evolution still resembles that of the original Tucan by observing the species from the side and taking note of its enlarged nose.
Wow look at that Richard Crowe and that huge nose!
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Richard Rider 

The host of Going Deeper with Richard Rider
“I don’t get why Guys are so afraid to meet their girlfriends father. I met my girlfriends father, he put his hand out, so I gave a firm grasp and good shake. After that I shook his hand. This was Going Deeper with Richard Rider”
Richard Rider by IamBW March 25, 2023

Richard Rene Figueroa 

Richard R Figueroa is a nice and loving guy. He is always there for you and is always loving towards everyone and everything.
Person: Hey dude see Richard Rene Figueroa?
Person 2: Yes, Yes I see him.

Richard Balls 

Richard Balls is the CEO of balls and arch nemesis of Johnson Nuts
Richards balls’ son is Jow Balls
Person 1: do you k la who Richard Balls is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of balls
Richard Balls by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023

richard basto 

a critical alcoholic with an excellent basketball career, some would say you can catch him sinkin' piss an slappin 50s at the Tripple 8, others would say you can catch him listening too taylor swift sped up on Soundcloud, all-round ledg
i was hoovering lines with a Richard basto at the monkey car on Friday morning.
richard basto by samthemanhero14 August 15, 2023

Richard's law 

"Never assume the impossible of the ambiguous"
You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.
Richard's law by mr purple nz August 24, 2023