Blade Runner

Noun.

When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.

"Van Damme!" Jason said to his wife whilst gasping for air. "Just throw the kid right in the shower and burn his clothes, Ian did a Blade Runner! We're never taking him to Taco Bell again!"

by Tungsten Red November 17, 2020

Olympic Runner

Steven Hawking

The best Olympic runner was the famous Steven Hawking

by ChingChongYourCatIsGone January 14, 2021

Glen Runners

Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on children’s pets.

Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.

by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021

Hugo Renberg

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Hugo Renberg

by Fabian Stenvall April 28, 2021

spectrum runner

when an individual is too drunk you don't know which way they will run out of a bar

Wow he is such a spectrum runner, we didn't know he'd end up at the beach after the club.

by busclubanotherclub June 17, 2021

Dirt runner

An aboriginal

"Go fetch me a dirt runner"

by Hookar July 20, 2021

Fore Runner

The Fore Runner is a sexual position in which the man wrecks the woman’s vagina, falls asleep while his penis is still inside of her, and they roll off the bed.

Scott: Hey Travis, what happened.

Travis: Me and Rose were fucking and I rolled off the bed, fucking Fore Runner.

by BullFrawg August 7, 2021