Republican Tears

Republican tears is colloquial term for Republican’s cum, often used by Democrats when they say “I’m enjoying those Republican tears”

Republican: man this Joe Biden guy sucks donkey balls.
Democrat: Joe Biden is enjoying all those Republican Tears

by Blackhawkops May 5, 2021

going all republican

That behavior of a person who uses the very slightest instance of pushback on their own delusional importance to mount a nuclear assault on reason based on lies and rumors of lies.

An example might be along the lines, "I asked Karen if she would please quit taking my yogurt from the break room fridge without first asking me and she was "going all Republican" on my ass!"

by Senior Chief Skeptic May 6, 2021

Diet Republican

Someone who is a self-proclaimed "Libertarian" but holds socially conservative views, especially one who is resistant to being labelled "Conservative" or "Republican"

Mark: Ned calls himself a libertarian but he's against gay marriage and legalizing weed.
James: Sounds like he's just a Diet Republican.

by Supercoolsome September 6, 2022

Schrödinger's Republican

A Republican who is both the victim and perpetrator of the things they vote against what could help but still complains about, or in some instances vote against and then take credit if the policy has passed.

Ted Cruz is a Schrödinger's Republican

Eg 1.
Ted Cruz: This pipeline will bring jobs.

Everyone: You voted against this...

Eg2.
Ted Cruz: Inflation is bad. Joe Biden is the cause.

Everyone: You voted against easing inflation. Joe Biden is the cause of inflation WORLD-WIDE??? Are you a moron, sir?

by Spifficus October 17, 2022

Republican flu

COVID 19 specifically as experienced by those who advocate against masks and vaccines.

Bill refused to wear a mask, then died from the Republican flu.

by Silas Hawthorn September 9, 2021

eisenhower republican

A genuine dead center moderate who can lean somewhat left or somewhat right.

Lets face it. There are very few Eisenhower republicans left today.

by Sicilian Cowboy October 10, 2023

MAGA Republican

A term used by Democrats to basically describe any Republican they REALLY don't like.

OmG mUh MaGa RePuBlIcAnS aRe LiTeRaLlY hItLeR cUz ThEy DoN't WaNnA bAn MuH aSsAuLt WeApOnS!!!!!1111!!

by MuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuhMuh December 2, 2023