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Reverse Donkey Punch

A close kin to the DP except for one glaring tidbit. An RDP will involve an ultimatum given to males attempting to extricate himself out of a prenuptial agreement. Unless the prenuptial contract is made, the female in the relationship will rdp the male prior to ejaculation in order to remove his condom and breed. This is the lowest form of punishment that a man can be subjected to, even lower than the Japanese Helicopter Maneuver. This donkey offspring will then allow her access to his assets and thereby circumventing the prenuptial process.
"Hey bro, good job dodging that prenup with Rebecca, you're home free."

"Yeah... but she got me good with that reverse donkey punch though, I was hoping she didn't know about that shit."

"Dayum"
by Qisus March 2, 2010
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puñeta

A Filipino expression of the same meaning as in Spanish but never reffered to as masturbation. with the same derogatory level with the word "Puta"
"puñeta ka! kausap mo na naman ang querida mo!"
by niccolo July 24, 2008
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3 hole punch

to receive, or to give, oral, anal, and vaginal sex in one encounter
Hey Paul, "That chick was crazy....she let me give her a 3 hole punch last night."

But Bob, "The real question is did she go ass-to-mouth?"
by Hangin chad September 26, 2007
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Punching the Pope

verb: While masturbating, position your thumb so that on the downstroke, you stimulate the tip of the penis.
Punching the Pope is fun, and it gets the job done faster!
by Bigg Mike July 3, 2005
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Puñeta del Muerte

(pooh-nyeh-tah del mhwair-tey)
(spanish)
Eng. Trans. - The Jack-Off of Death: The act of, between-the-legs, masturbation performed on a bridge railing or high precipice, with one's pants pulled to the knees, while hoping down the railing on one foot.
Pinche Jim just hoped up onto the railing and busted out the Puñeta del Muerte*!

* must be capitalized due to it's god-like stature in the world of masturbation
by Collinseent April 1, 2009
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Puncha yo buns

Person 1: Get back here or I'mma puncha yo buns!

Person 2: NEVEEEEER!
by HintHint September 17, 2012
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Punched in the Kisser

Normally it would mean taking a punch to the face, but in Russia punch means stab and kisser means anus-hole.
Russian mobster: If you don't have the stuff by monday you're dead.
American guy: What if I need an extra day or two?
Russian mobster: In that case you will simply be punched in the kisser.
American guy: Punched in the kisser? That doesn't sound so bad.
Russian mobster: If you say so, in Russia punch means stab and kisser means.. how you say.. Anus Hole
by The D.E.N.N.I.S. System November 8, 2012
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