Loaded Potato

Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it

Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!

by Guzzler Of Cum April 11, 2017

potato couch

Refer to couch potato

A person who sits on the couch and does nothing such as watch tv

Evelyn is such a potato couch

by Iistheman May 10, 2017

Poisonous Potato

A useless person.

I'm literally a poisonous potato.

by Mr. Twinkieface February 01, 2021

Clunge potato

A man who, instead of going out with his friends, will simply choose to stay home with his girlfriend all day.

Thus simulating the laziness and buzzkill of your average couch potato, but for different reasons.

Is Jonny comin' out tonight man?

Na he's bein' a clunge potato, as per.

by derpa1234 March 16, 2011

fried potato

A potato that got physical abuse from an obese chef and they fry the potato.

I see a fried potato.

by Potatows December 03, 2016

Forest Potato

a 'DOTA' player who focuses on killing 'creeps' in the forests for 90% of the match's duration. People under this category usually have very poor gameplay skills, and relies on forest due to its low level of concentration. This often leads to moments of intense 'shittalking' and making fellow team-members 'emo'.

"That forest potato started foresting at lvl 1 and still has no good items!"

"That Bloodseeker does nothing but forest and doesn't gank, we even lost tower because he 'pulled' early! Stupid forest potato"

by I-Make-Kids-Cry-in-DOTA February 19, 2009

pothead potato

That one friend that doesn't get the inside jokes

You wouldn't get it, you're a pothead potato!

by Crazyhyenaowo February 28, 2017