potato bob

Similar to something of potato quality. Can be used as a verb or noun. As a verb it means to fuck up or do something badly. As a noun it refers to a person of less than desirable quality.
Yo check out potato Bob's shoes.

Man, the Warriors potato Bob'd a 3-1 lead.

I messed that up, call em potato Bob.
by Zebra the Moose April 19, 2017
Get the potato bob mug.

Potato Back

Someone that has bad posture or a hunched back that curves in weird ways like a potato.
Wow, Vlad your friend Roee is so cute can I get his number? Just so you know he is a potato back. Oh, nevermind then *proceeds to go vape in the bathroom*
by RoeeTheOgPotatoBack April 26, 2021
Get the Potato Back mug.

Clunge potato

A man who, instead of going out with his friends, will simply choose to stay home with his girlfriend all day.

Thus simulating the laziness and buzzkill of your average couch potato, but for different reasons.
Is Jonny comin' out tonight man?

Na he's bein' a clunge potato, as per.
by derpa1234 March 16, 2011
Get the Clunge potato mug.

Potato Girl

One who's devotion for potatoes knows no bounds. She wakes up every morning, struggling to get through the day. But that potato is always there to comfort her. Potatoes provide comfort and stability for Potato Girl. Without potatoes...what is she? Just a girl...not knowing the true meaning of life.
That girl Gemma is such a Potato Girl.

Who's that independent and driven person? She must a Potato Girl .
by Sasha-Braus April 20, 2020
Get the Potato Girl mug.

fried potato

A potato that got physical abuse from an obese chef and they fry the potato.
I see a fried potato.
by Potatows December 03, 2016
Get the fried potato mug.

Forest Potato

a 'DOTA' player who focuses on killing 'creeps' in the forests for 90% of the match's duration. People under this category usually have very poor gameplay skills, and relies on forest due to its low level of concentration. This often leads to moments of intense 'shittalking' and making fellow team-members 'emo'.
"That forest potato started foresting at lvl 1 and still has no good items!"

"That Bloodseeker does nothing but forest and doesn't gank, we even lost tower because he 'pulled' early! Stupid forest potato"


by I-Make-Kids-Cry-in-DOTA February 19, 2009
Get the Forest Potato mug.