Purple Potatoes

A phrase meaning you are suicidal or upset or having bad anexity. yeet

John was purple potatoes at night.

by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

potato dog

The cutest thing one can imagine

You are such a potato dog 😍

by Doggoo February 21, 2017

montana potato

when a girl licks a guy's sack and junk to get his precum to cover his balls like butter

no example needed of a montana potato

by lolcrack April 26, 2014

potato baby

A cute and gorgeous girl of Irish descent. A combination of the Irish stereotype about potatoes and her being your babe/baby.

I love Emma so much! She's my potato baby!

by a potato farmer March 14, 2017

pothead potato

That one friend that doesn't get the inside jokes

You wouldn't get it, you're a pothead potato!

by Crazyhyenaowo February 28, 2017

Ass Potatoes

Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."

I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!

by Paul Hate May 22, 2011

funeral potatoes

A casserole consisting of shredded cheese onions frozen potatoes and other ingredients .Served at lunches after funerals and holidays.

My mom used to make the best funeral potatoes, The relief society had her number on speed dial

by lcthatch November 7, 2014