Post Cool

You realise you are not and have never been cool.
Which instantly elevates you to a state of such cool, it is beyond cool.
You are no longer even aware of other people's cool.
You are post cool.

You're not cool like a lot of people Ricky, you don't even try, you just do, youre post cool.

by sneaksby December 8, 2020

post fall

Post-fall is the term used by Sherlock fans to tell you that whatever you are talking about happened after Sherlock jumped off the hospital. Often used in fanfiction.

Pre-fall means before the fall.

Person 1: Have you read my latest fanfiction?

Person 2: No when is it set?
Person 1: Post fall

by LockedIn221B February 25, 2014

Post brake

An unauthorised brake taken after scheduled brake time has ended.

That sandwich at lunch got me so full I had to go on post brake to recover.

by beaner master98 September 8, 2016

ride the post

An action word for describing a homosexual.

I think Ted over there likes to ride the post

by Chicken Tenders January 5, 2009

post up

To stand up and get into line, like posts in a fence.

When the prison guard tells everyone to "post up" he means for the prisoners get into line to be counted.

by susiepostedup December 26, 2010

Post it up

Also known as: Postin' it up, rock-it-hard, blockin' hard, etc.

The act of one or more people assuming random gangster poses, usually poses that originated from Run-DMC in the 80's. Crossed arms, gangster hats, bandannas, and Gumball 3000/Puma's and 13-14 year old girls are a must to correctly "Post it up."

Kenneth, Seth, and Jeff post it up hard.

Jeff tries to get girls to post it up with them. And it never works.

by Jeffrey Giraffe December 26, 2008

post partum

The urge to urinate a few minutes after taking a dump. Usually experienced by men after age forty.

I need to take a post partum!

Here comes the post partum!

by big thumper March 3, 2011