pokemon

a gay game

dude pokemons so gay

by your dads gay January 8, 2019

who's that pokemon

"Who's that pokemon" is a confusing sexual strategy wherein the initiator yells his own name instead of the name of the unfortunate woman who has been duped into this situation much in the way a common pikachu or bulbasaur can only utter variations of its own name.

Pro: less likely to call girl by wrong name, when alternated with grunting it fills long silences, you've just gotten out of any false commitments you made because she will never talk to you again

Con: Have to remember what name you told her

"I pulled a "who's that pokemon" on a bar girl last night. Totally forgot I gave her a fake name and she thought I was calling her Frank."

by jmitch77 June 12, 2017

pokemon man

JubeiSaotome aka RobertoFrog.

04:45 PM <RobertoFrog> sawjay what pokemon do u have?
04:46 PM <RobertoFrog> O!!!! IS XERIN IN THE NEW POKEMON???????????
04:47 PM <RobertoFrog> i am a better pokemon man than sawjay
04:47 PM <RobertoFrog> i am the master of the pokemon

by Rock` April 9, 2003

Pokémon

(Portmanteau of "Pocket Monsters")

Popular video game franchise created by Japanese video game designer Satoshi Tajiri.

It is Nintendo's 2nd largest franchise and involves catching a monster, placing it in a tiny ball and then sending it out to battle against other people who the same thing called "Trainers".

The JRPG games are cleverly constructed so you have to buy multiple versions to actually complete it and Catch Them All!

According to Jon Blythe, the developers think that you are a moon-buttocked whale and that by playing it you be obese and explode in front of a Moped.

Person 1: Dude, have you played Pokémon?

Person 2: No but that explains why you are fat!

by Inferno986return November 28, 2010

pokemon

Derogatory term for a lame, often lowskilled player in
multiplayer first-person shooters like Enemy Territory that
uses one-shot kill weapons like Panzerfaust or Rifle Grenades

in order to get easy frags in a non-effective way.

Often kills his self or his teammates accidently.

(pokemon kills only 1 player AND his self with a Panzerfaust)
"haha pokemon single pf nab"

by tretmine April 3, 2010

Pokemon

When someone’s nudes are leaked and traded

Homie 1: Bro did you see Ashley’s Pokemon

Homie 2: yea that shit was nice

by EsketitEskeet May 29, 2018

Cold to warm poem💔💔💔

I love you in many ways he can’t uk it’s true in gon lie it break my heart to see yu wit sumbody new uk imma be waitin waitin to love yu I got pain in my eyes I can’t see pressuh on my chest I can’t breath and dis lump in my neck made me need yu I been thinkin btchu so much it don make since u got a new dude I understand that but he ain gon compare to me i don know who’s talkin if it’s me or da jealousy ion want nobody else in your arms being held but me trials nd tribulations dis is just a trial but u gon come back cuz god knows I been missin u for a wild he can kiss u hug u but not in my style or fashion wen it comes to your love I’m strictly bt action nd now the way things goin imma have to compete till u safely in my arms asleep my mission will then be complete dis is from da heart so please don’t start I been scarred but da love u gave me then and now will my heart without you I’m torn apart to peace’s of the puzzle datll make dis heart change from cold to warm💔💔💔 I love u in my arms

Cold to warm poem💔💔💔 I love you ain nobody make me feel the way u do nd u can’t lie nobody make u feel da way I do I’m tellin u befoe the end of the yr imma have u bck nd Ian lettin go🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

by Cody/Dakota February 15, 2022