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police

highschool outcasts who never had any friends, so they feel as if they should take out their anger on society (mainly blacks) to compensate for their pathetic lives. commonly known as the lowest form of life.
Police are little bitches with guns that can't fight. A Marine (myself) would murder a cop with his bare hands. Cops are PUSSIES!!
by John Cena (The Marine) November 9, 2008
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weiner police

An imaginary police force whos sole responsibilty is to steal the weiner of unsuspecting men not guarding their weiners. Not kewl.
"Hey Joe, why are your hands down your pants?"
"Ricky don't you know about the weiner police? If you don't protect your weiner, they will just snatch it up!"
"Oh boy! I'll certainly guard them from now on. Thanks Joe!"
by Captain Burnsy January 11, 2009
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Police

Bacon, Pork Products, basically Pigs.
Dickheads who walk round in blue uniform that think they are big because they have a badge, and in the Uk they have to wear a hat that looks like a huge tit on their head.
by Lord October 6, 2003
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polychromatophilia

Some big, fancy, East-coast word for a fabric fetish. Polychromatophilists are a strange group of people that have sexual urges towards fabric. Typically, this manifests in women and can lead to a clothes-shopping addiction. A peculiar side-effect is that the afflicted woman's boyfriend typically has Disappearing Money Syndrome.
"Jeff, why the fuck can't you go bowling today?"

"My girl is a polychromatophilist, and my money disappears."

"Oh wow, polychromatophilia is a tough disease. Good luck man."
by Sven-Detlev November 18, 2009
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polychronopolous

That polychronopolous stole my wallet!
Look at my throbbing polychronopolous.
big dick cock poly penis
by YurMomisMyEpicMount April 11, 2011
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Policrit

A Policrit is a person that is highly critical of political figures and their policy. Policrits usually tend to gather in groups at parties and talk about editorials that they read.
That guy is such a policrit. He is always trying to get people to talk about politics with him, but everyone knows better. He never listens to what you have to say and the conversations go nowhere.
by GrippStick June 30, 2008
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Police

A wonder person who keeps bad people away and keeps you safe. They can be sweet and funny or strict and unpleasant.
Wow that police officer just saved her life.
by Mirna da cool December 18, 2019
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