Piss crystals
The accumulated solids from dried piss. Often found on extremely neglected toilets, or more rarely, in unwashed bodily crevices.
Piss crystals by Mousetower March 4, 2011
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Piss ass
A term used to express the euphoria of the famous, yet painful, poop, which involves much water (piss), with the expected, but inadequate, actual poop. In severe cases, blood can be involved.
I've got to take a dump.
*Sits on the toliet*
*Sounds of a hose pouring into water*
Fucking piss ass.
*Sits on the toliet*
*Sounds of a hose pouring into water*
Fucking piss ass.
Piss ass by Joe The Man, Rogan February 6, 2009
Piss in a bottle
this is when you replace apple juice with piss and let your friend or friends take a nice gulp of "piss in a bottle".
EX: " dude hows the apple juice?"
"it tastes very different.....is it old?"
"no hahha its piss in a bottle! loololollolololol"
"it tastes very different.....is it old?"
"no hahha its piss in a bottle! loololollolololol"
Piss in a bottle by shaz in a bottle December 4, 2009
Piss Shack
1.) A place you take a piss, most often an abandoned room in your friends furnished basement, you open the door piss inside it and close the door. You may also deficate in their but it is much more risky. Quite often after about a month or so of you and your friend using this door as a "piss shack" a wretched stench will develope and quite often the father will find this and tape a paper on the door to the room he printed off the computer reading: DO NOT USE THIS AS A BATHROOM!! In huge bold letters.
2.) Also sometimes used to refer to Radio Shack As well as "Crap Shack"
2.) Also sometimes used to refer to Radio Shack As well as "Crap Shack"
1.) *While Spending the night at Erics, down in the basement*
Alex: Be right back i gotta piss, then im going to bed.
Eric: aiight.
5 mins later while trying to fall asleep:
Eric: MOTHER-F*CKER!!!! BASTARD!!!, BASTARD!!!
Alex: *Laughing his balls off because he got some piss on the floor and not all of made it into the room*
Alex: What? *with huge smirk*
Eric: BASTARD! MotherF*CKER my socks are soaked!!!, Your such a bastard!!! *this went on for about 30 minutes*
Alex: *Crying and rolling on the floor with a red face laughing his ass off desperately holding his stomach trying to catch his breath*
Alex: Oh you love it!!!
Eric: *with big smile shaking his head with dissaprovement* Your such a bastard!
Alex: Hey thats the piss shack for ya.
2.) Hey want to go to the piss shack with me? I gotta pick up some fuses.
Alex: Be right back i gotta piss, then im going to bed.
Eric: aiight.
5 mins later while trying to fall asleep:
Eric: MOTHER-F*CKER!!!! BASTARD!!!, BASTARD!!!
Alex: *Laughing his balls off because he got some piss on the floor and not all of made it into the room*
Alex: What? *with huge smirk*
Eric: BASTARD! MotherF*CKER my socks are soaked!!!, Your such a bastard!!! *this went on for about 30 minutes*
Alex: *Crying and rolling on the floor with a red face laughing his ass off desperately holding his stomach trying to catch his breath*
Alex: Oh you love it!!!
Eric: *with big smile shaking his head with dissaprovement* Your such a bastard!
Alex: Hey thats the piss shack for ya.
2.) Hey want to go to the piss shack with me? I gotta pick up some fuses.
Piss Shack by Its mE Alex January 9, 2006
piss happy
the state of being so happy you could just plotz. you hit that breaking point of joy where you lose control of your bodily functions.
"my mom said she'd give me the mustang for my birthday...i could piss myself"
"jonathan finally got some ass from brittany...look at his face...he's definitely piss happy."
"jonathan finally got some ass from brittany...look at his face...he's definitely piss happy."
piss happy by Brittnasty, the Mad MC July 24, 2008
Piss Ridden
Piss Ridden by The-Mysterious-Man September 26, 2006