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“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”
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"Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!
Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"
by 4uffin July 5, 2023
Get the Phantom Vibration Syndrome mug.The ultimate "Make America Great Again" vigilante hero you never knew you needed. Enter Richard McCaslin, a guy who took conspiracy theories way too seriously. In 2002, he donned a homemade superhero costume (think Batman meets Duck Dynasty) and decided to storm Bohemian Grove, a fancy retreat for the rich and powerful, convinced it was a hotbed of elite shenanigans and occult rituals.
Armed to the teeth and ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice, our fearless Phantom Patriot planned to expose the secrets of the elite and save America. Instead, he ended up providing a prime example of how not to conduct a covert operation. The police found him skulking around the woods, and instead of liberating the nation, he found himself liberating a jail cell.
McCaslin’s adventure serves as a reminder that sometimes the best way to "Make America Great Again" is to just stick to voting and leave the superhero stuff to Marvel.
Armed to the teeth and ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice, our fearless Phantom Patriot planned to expose the secrets of the elite and save America. Instead, he ended up providing a prime example of how not to conduct a covert operation. The police found him skulking around the woods, and instead of liberating the nation, he found himself liberating a jail cell.
McCaslin’s adventure serves as a reminder that sometimes the best way to "Make America Great Again" is to just stick to voting and leave the superhero stuff to Marvel.
"Did you hear about the Phantom Patriot? This guy went full 'Make America Great Again' superhero, storming Bohemian Grove in a homemade costume, only to get arrested and miss the memo that real-life isn't a comic book!"
by Phantom Patriot July 15, 2024
Get the phantom patriot mug.Phantom Pick Syndrome happens when you feel like you have a pick in your hair, but in all actuality, you don't.
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#1: Phantom Pain is a condition where you lose a limb but your brain sends signals to that limb, like feeling like you have to itch that body part but you can’t
#2: Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain
#1: Phantom Pain is a condition where you lose a limb but your brain sends signals to that limb, like feeling like you have to itch that body part but you can’t
#2: Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain
Context #1 “Yo bro you have phantom pain right?” “Yeah I get it all the time”
Context #2 “Yo bro wanna watch me play Metal Gear Solid 5 The Phantom Pain?” “Sure can you share play?”
Context #2 “Yo bro wanna watch me play Metal Gear Solid 5 The Phantom Pain?” “Sure can you share play?”
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He thinks he's about to smash, but he really has that phantom dick energy about him that he can't seem to shake!
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