phantom fantasy

An elaborate story (or relationship) with an apparition or specter. an appearance or illusion without material substance, as a dream image, mirage, or optical illusion. a person or thing of merely illusory power, status, efficacy.

My "relationship" with him wasn't real, it was a PHANTOM FANTASY; we have never actually met in person, only talked on the phone and in text messages.

by CaliBeachGirl September 19, 2020

Phantom neutral

Shifting a driver’s transmission into neutral from a passenger seat, without their knowledge.

Vrooooom!

“Wtf?”

“Phantom neutral!”

“lol you asshole!”

by Idriveaturbomiata March 19, 2023

Phantom Douche

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.

My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.

by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016

Phantom Dooker

When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.

I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

phantom snort

The act of inhaling cremated ashes through the nostrils to reach a level of high.

Bro, I want to phantom snort you when you die cuz I love you so fucking much and I want you inside me

by Rocket_man16 July 2, 2019

phantom burps

when you can smell a "burp," through your computer

she had phantom burps. he could sense the level of how disgusting the burps were

by ironfinn November 6, 2023

Phantom Whippy

When someone believes that they hear the Mr Whippy Music from his Icecream Van, but in fact, they are imagining it.

"Do you hear that? Thats Mr Whippy music!"
"I don't hear anything."
"Oh Darn it must have been a phantom whippy."

by Tomathan June 9, 2022