phantom feels 

The feeling of a past experience, or feeling your not doing at the moment

You swim early in the day and at night when your laying still you feel the water moving across you, same thing with a swing, you feel on a swing: phantom feels

phantom feels by MrBlueSky28 July 28, 2023

Phantom Piss 

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.

“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”

Phantom Piss by android-app August 31, 2023

phantom dick energy

(P.D.E.) - when a person thinks or acts like they have "big dick energy", but really has "small (or no) dick energy."

He thinks he's about to smash, but he really has that phantom dick energy about him that he can't seem to shake!

phantom dick energy by maryncanary November 3, 2023

phantom burps 

when you can smell a "burp," through your computer

she had phantom burps. he could sense the level of how disgusting the burps were

phantom burps by ironfinn November 6, 2023

Phantom dick syndrome 

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.

“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”

Phantom dick syndrome by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023

Phantom Fever Dream 

It's a fever dream without a fever dream. It's when you wake up sweating and everything but you didn't have a dream, although you could've sworn you just had a fever dream.

Guy 1: "Yeah but I'm sick and I woke up at 1AM today."
Guy 2: "Did you have a fever dream?"
Guy 1: "No, but I had a Phantom Fever Dream."

Phantom Fever Dream by oliverreal November 22, 2023

Phantom Dooker 

When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.

I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.

Phantom Dooker by anonymous December 1, 2023