Potato Patch

Someone who is bad at their sport or occupation but is noted to be good.
Ernie DAVIS is a potato patch at football. He doesn't deserve the heisman because he was running against other potato patches.
by itsflux October 12, 2016
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match in the patch

When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.
A dispute at the office ended in a match in the patch after work in the parking lot.
by Meatdick December 22, 2017
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Troll patch

The little patch of hair on ones big toe
A girl often has hairless legs and feet, except for her troll patch
by Johny2424 December 05, 2011
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burnt my patch

why the fuck did you look this up? it’s obvious. But for the retards with only / brain cells, it means someone burnt an object that is in you possession that is a patch
“He burnt my patch!” “Dude, don’t laser him with an airsoft gun. Cal the cops instead.
by adumbasspotato8628 June 25, 2020
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Bappy Patch

I had bad gas at the grocery store today. A man kept following me, taking deed whiffs. He must be a real Bappy Patch!
by Charlotte Footlove September 29, 2020
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onion patch pussy

See “onion patch

the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.

look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.

damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.
Jason: “Hey man, did you hit that?”
Other Jason: “naw, man, I didn’t touch that stanky Ass onion patch pussy”
by GrandmaDyNOmite October 20, 2021
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Patch Tuesday

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.
"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."
by Ershadsky January 16, 2014
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