shrimp paperclip

Emoji flirting with a person you meet online.

"Meet a girl on tinder last night and we started to shrimp paperclip right away"

by MrMcgee November 26, 2013

Campers Pampers

An adult diaper brand used for soldiers and snipers while in combat. This prevents them from leaving the battlefield or their post to take a shit. This may give away your position as the smell of your shit will probably be noticed. So good luck.

I had to use campers pampers to make sure that I didn't leave my sniper post. I was able to successfully take down the target all without moving to shit.

by awbatman500 June 15, 2014

toilet paper literature

-a piece of literature that more people should use it to wipe their ass, then reading it

Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.

by john niemand October 15, 2015

toilet paper fort

A type of Fort you make made out of toilet paper which usually results as being caught and kicked out

Janie made a toilet paper fort in walmart

by Jade and janie December 25, 2016

nanny paper

Nanny paper is when a girl squirts (usually after having sex or masturbating) onto a price of paper which makes the paper go all crinkley after it has dried out.

Girl: oh I'm gonna squirt I'm gonna squirt. quick get the paper.
Guy: okay I love doing nanny paper.
*Girl squirts*
Guy: oh this is going to be some good nanny paper.

by Bossmanjamie March 5, 2017

rusty paperclip

A old rusty paperclip used to serve lumps of dry knob cheese to you lady much like auderves at your nans funeral

Jeremy the smegma served on this rusty paperclip is divine

by The cheese grator April 20, 2018

The Papercut

While you are doing sexual intercourse, you grab a piece of paper and cut her with it. Then you pour lemon juice on her while you are fucking, Just hear that scream!!!

Person 1: Oh my God!!! What happened to you?!?!
Person 2: Johnny gave me The Papercut last night ;)

by THEONEANDONLY!!! February 7, 2018