Tight Onion

The tight ass of a hot chick. One you could bounce a quarter off.

"Hey guy, look at that tight onion." "Marcus loves tight onions he should check her out"

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

onion dealer

A person who is so hard they make your eyes water. Often a large bloke who could be described as a meathead or pickler. Not to be messed with in case of serious repercussions. Generally not particularly intelligent, empathetic, jovial or gregarious, but not to be fucked with!

Did you see that bloke standing at the bar with that bit of blonde gash? What an onion dealer!

by British Gash September 6, 2015

boneless onion ring

Boneless Onion Ring - A term created by a piece of shit former NSW cocksmoker named Matty (The War Economy/Thanatos Theory). Describing mixed camo patterns and his poor taste in combining them. Think of a kid at the soda fountain dumping everything into a cup.

Show me your boneless onion rings bro! You should never mix M82 with AOR2, that's gay. Use all the camo patterns and be gay like me.

by YaBoyNotANig69 August 23, 2023

Dropped Onions

Letting your nuts flop out of your boxers at someone and you surprise them with it.

Bro, Joey just dropped onions on that old lady at the bus station!

by Darkpage August 2, 2021

Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

by Yabagoot June 16, 2018

Spanish onion

An act in which another person peels off layers of smegma from your penis kind of like the layers of an onion

"I didn't shower for 9 years so Charlie could give me a Spanish onion"

by Dan2Smeggy September 16, 2025

Onion

A round object with layers like shrek. A retarded ogre.

You onion

by George when were older fuck me January 1, 2020