When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can
by Sarcia26 May 8, 2019
Get the toilet coffee mug.A formal term for dead scrolling while in the bathroom (preferably on the toilet). Toilet-scrolling is often used to escape from local nuisances that may otherwise prevent dead’s rolling in other accessible areas
Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.
Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.
Why is carter using the bathroom so much, does he have bladder problems? No he’s just prone to Toilet-scrolling
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Get the toilet butter mug.I gotta scrub out my car man, I hit the curb this morning on the way to work and spilled a to go toilet
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Get the to go toilet mug.If you look online, you don't have to wonder where the toilet paper is going. As long as there's nothing keeping somebody from buying 10 packs of toilet paper they don't need, they're gonna start an online toilet paper business and make 10 times what the store would per pack of toilet paper or water, and the people who were at work when the truck came in are still gonna end up being their buyers online.
by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020
Get the Toilet paper mug.I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.
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