When a girl has a one night stand in a high gravity craft beer induced haze with a beer snob hipster, but when she wakes he's no where to be found.
Lindsey woke up the morning after the bottle share hunger over, sore, and by herself; the ghost hammer strikes again.
by OG_GhostHammer July 15, 2017
Get the ghost hammermug. When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl
by Slimlongdingdong July 8, 2019
Get the alabamer hammermug. by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020
Get the Hammer Swingermug. A broken hammer is just like a tool but is less useful, very annoying and someone that thinks they are better than you.
by ThickBoi33 November 17, 2020
Get the Broken Hammermug. ham·mer | \ ˈha-mər - jam·mer | \ ˈja-mər
A fancy boot, wearing person with giant cuffs on his or her raw denim jeans. Particularly a person whose cuffs are larger than 5”.
A fancy boot, wearing person with giant cuffs on his or her raw denim jeans. Particularly a person whose cuffs are larger than 5”.
by Grain and Twill April 23, 2023
Get the Hammer Jammermug. Jack: Hey baby, my joy hammer is ready to fix all your problems.
Jill: Sorry dude, I had my heart set on a pink taco...
Jill: Sorry dude, I had my heart set on a pink taco...
by El Pulpo Guapo November 8, 2015
Get the joy hammermug. When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.
by Sluggou812 November 5, 2022
Get the Hide the hammermug.