Floor boy

When your broke friend can’t afford a cool jeep like the rest of us. Confined to a plastic sleeping quarters.

Friend 1: Hey everyone! I’m going to sleep in an elevated surface because 1. I’m not poor and 2. I understand it’s a superior way of camping!

Friend 2: man I wish I could but it m just a floor boy /:

by Rgrazi May 04, 2024

Net Floor

A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.

Fromm: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]

Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed.

john doe @ office 122, floor 12

by J.c.McQueen January 31, 2007

Net Floor

Net Floor
A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.

From: mr.blah
To: net floor

Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed

mr.blah office 122, floor 12

by hacked1000 January 31, 2007

Floor licker

A floor licker is someone who licks floors for a e girl or something else..

razer: hey, lick the floor bud!

someone: ok !

razer: what a Floor licker!

by zooweemama! May 17, 2023

floor sponge

To lay down on a floor and corner peek on Rainbow Six Siege.

Bro I just got killed by this fuckin floor sponge in garage

by ADB123 April 29, 2022

Piss on the Floor

Slang for a big, disgusting mess. It can be used to refer to something that’s actually physically filthy, or something that’s just a mess. Similar to saying that something is “like a trainwreck.”

Jackie: “Did you see the school play?”
Wilson: “Yeah! It was such a piss on the floor this year”

by Robby_ April 12, 2024

Floor Money

Money (especially coins) one would find on the floor in public places. See also: finders keepers

The best form of passive income would be to collect floor money.

by Original Orangutans September 25, 2020