When some Cosmopolitan Magazine quiz causes a fight in your relationship causing you to not be able to have sex with your girl.
Girl: "Honey, if you could be any tree what would you be?"
Guy: "I don't know... an Oak tree I guess."
Girl: "Oh really? Well then acccoding to this quiz you're a fucking cheater!"
Guy: "Great, I just got fucking Cosmo Blocked."
Guy: "I don't know... an Oak tree I guess."
Girl: "Oh really? Well then acccoding to this quiz you're a fucking cheater!"
Guy: "Great, I just got fucking Cosmo Blocked."
by bigtimehotshot August 03, 2010
To get cock blocked by another man. An act of desperation made by a loner who will look at no means in order to step up from being a third wheeler in order to prevent you from reaching endless orgasms, so he can then make his move. Also known as pulling a Trivs.
Ferdinand wanted to have a go at blondie but he was cock blocked by Jerome all night. Jerome pulled a trivs on Ferdiand.
by Americanplayboy69 April 06, 2015
by meditzzz December 31, 2022
(v) Preventing someone from shopping.
(n) The person who prevents someone from shopping, or the act of preventing someone from shopping
(n) The person who prevents someone from shopping, or the act of preventing someone from shopping
I was supposed to go shopping with her, but she didn't show up until after the store closed. It was such a shop block.
I wanted to buy a scarf that she hated so she totally shop blocked me.
I wanted to buy a scarf that she hated so she totally shop blocked me.
by Architect of Destruction November 20, 2010
When a co-worker hogs the shared restroom on a daily basis for inordinate chunks of time making other personnel physically uncomfortable and possibly resulting in wetting their pants or suffering from turtle head and other bodily function mishaps.
by Bokchoygurl August 13, 2012
That lady just tard blocked me from getting a straw.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.
by Br33zE February 17, 2010