The Numerology of Donald Trump

When astrologers and feng shui masters figure out the “good” and “bad” days of the 45th President of the United States from his birthdate and the zodiac—in Chinese numerology, baby Trump was born in the Year of the Dog.

Emperor Xi and gang consulted the fengshui gurus in Beijing to find out about the numerology of Donald Trump—they wanted to know when his “lucky” and “unlucky” days in the Year of the Pig would be in order to schedule their trade meetings with him.

by MathPlus February 18, 2019

number

The act of taking cocaine and rubbing it on one's gums for the analgesic effect.

After I blew the line, I cleaned the plate and took a number.

by Bo Cephus January 28, 2003

Wrong Number (or a Wrong Number)

Someone that's considered a bandit, inappropriate, faulty or way-off.

Do not trust a person thar is considered a wrong number.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 8, 2004

NUMBERS

Scottish street name for ecstasy pills, ( e no's)

" Here big yin, ye any numbers?"

by ayrshire pedro October 26, 2008

Magic Hat Number 9

After ejaculating in a condom, you quickly pull it off and put it over a girls head, then punch her in the face and say "abracadabra!"

I finished off the night with a Magic Hat Number 9, and she disappeared after that.

by Angel15w January 16, 2009

number 9

the most special lipstick a girl could own. The kind she uses for them BLOWJOBS! Its smear proof and it won't come off.

My girl: DAMN! That lipstick its fly, whatchu use?
Me: Its KAT VON D. It's my number 9 lipstick ;)

by not_your_hoe November 17, 2017

number two

an act of defacation, a bowel movement

Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.

by Light Joker November 3, 2006