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Junk Food Storytelling

When you rehash an old story, again and again, but nothing is added to the story. It is just another reHASH of the characters doing the same thing, over and over again. It adds nothing, but might be brighter and more full of fluff than anything with any semblance of character development. How many times do we have to see The Phoenix Saga done?
Watching X-Men:Apocalypse makes me sad, the level of Junk Food Storytelling is pathetic, and just to give the actor a softball role to play.
by WarbearPrime June 19, 2024
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Junk

Hey, what's in your trunk? Oh, just a bunch of junk.
by Anonjeans December 3, 2014
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Junk Funk

Taking a part roaches to make a bussa.
Roll dis Junk Funk real quick we boutta get smacked on dead dawgs
by Junk Funk May 17, 2021
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Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.
Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."
by JJJSage November 11, 2020
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Junk-shit

Geeker make-do shit u wish worked as well as u wanted it to.
He made this junk-shit to replace the gasket, but it only worked for a few hours before the vehicle ran hot again.
by Stewy13 July 29, 2025
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Junk clunk

When a man’s balls smack his inner thigh creating and clapping sound
Oh my god Brian, your balls just slapped your thought” she said. “Stop! That was a junk clunk!”
by Freddyyyyy February 11, 2024
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junk pocket

A place to store items, by your junk. Works extremely well.
Dude 1: hey can I borrow a pencil?

Dude 2: Sure.

Dude 1: Where did you put that?

Dude 2: In my junk pocket.

Dude 1: Nice.
by MyChemIsAwesome January 16, 2017
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