Nipple Shitter

A person who has a knack for defecating on a person's perky nipples. Possibly during intimacy.

A person who is such a huge bull shitter that it makes your nipples pop.
Last night, I found out Stacy's mom is a nipple shitter.

Wow, I couldn't believe what the diarrhea bullshit that was coming out of their mouth. John, you are the biggest granny nipple shitter of all time.
by Mongacarta December 20, 2009
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puddy nipples

male nipples (generally) that have large or abnormal areolas. unpleasant to look at and necessary to call attention to amongst one's friends.
haha ew greg you've got some puddy nipples, put those things away before i puke.
by king barley April 07, 2009
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Nipples of the North

A term coined by Cr1TiKaL while playing Fallout: New Vegas. It essentially means one of terrible accuracy, but with great nipples.
Cr1TiKaL: "I can't hit shit today. But, I hit this guy in the leg and he went flying. Just call me the Nipples of the North."
by Chinote December 26, 2012
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Jean nipple

The little piece of metal on the edge of pockets of jeans.
A thread from my shirt got caught on my jean nipple and unraveled it. fuck.
by Toxictoria May 17, 2011
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pepperoni nipples

nipples that are too large for the breast. a ratio of too big a nipple to too small of a handful or boob= pepperoni nipple. Another formula for telling whether one has pepperoni nipples or not is how much of the front of the breast is covered by nipple. If it's a large portion, she's got pepperoni nipples.
"Yo, you know that chick in our class with the nice rack? Yeah dude, she's got pepperoni nipples."
by piefreak54 January 24, 2012
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Innie Nipples

A rare condition wherein the nipples, instead of extending away from the body, retract into the body. This condition can be cured by coaxing the nipples out using either a pinch or cold object. This is similar to an innie bellybutton except it takes place on the chestal section.
GOOD GOD! J-Laudy has innie nipples! PUT THEM AWAY!!!
by B-Wardy October 30, 2006
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fudge-nipples

oh fudge-nipples that was my toenail
by M.C. Knowles July 13, 2005
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