Moon Luge

Similar to "Snail Trailing", except done with your ass crack, preferably sweaty. Bare ass cracked starting from the bridge of the nose down to the tip, place ass crack and slide!

Not only was I Teabagged, they threw in a Moon Luge for good measure!

by AbsolutelyTheUndeniableTruth November 2, 2012

Moon Goat

A baldheaded, slick back, no edges having, stomach hanging to her knees, flat foot size 12 shoe wearing, sleeping on your old mattress, think someone wants her man, jealous ass female

She’s a jealous ass MOON GOAT

by Little Ms. Petty Mack February 17, 2020

moon boning

Having sex under the light of the moon. (Especially in the woods and in a standing sex position).

John Doe and Jane were Moon boning behind the tree in the backyard last night.

by HAL 3000 August 13, 2021

Moon Juice

An iridescent, Rachel vapor best known for it’s unpredictable, but pleasurably intense trances that result in unicorns living as human beings.

“She put that moon juice on me and now I have child support to pay.”

by EyeFiteEvol July 28, 2021

Russell Moon

Has the smallest penis in the world and looks just like his sister

Russell Moon gets your pregnant cause he cant find a condom small enough.

by spiritanimal360 April 23, 2019

moon cricket

black male that screams like monkey

My god there is a moon cricket in Zanesfield!

by carlos spicy weiner256 October 8, 2021

Fut Moon

A man who is constantly eating hotdogs. Sort of like a never ending hot dog contest. But a man. Man flesh compiles hut doogs.

Why do you hang out with that Fut Moon?

by Fat Moon March 9, 2018