Monkey Farm

A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes
IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!
by The real Sid Vicious January 11, 2020
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pocket monkey

Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.
by Pokechu July 04, 2015
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Monkey's Blowjob

You hang upside down using your legs on a bar while your partner has their dick ready to be sucked. You grab his waist to force his dick into your upside down mouth. Staying upside down for long isn't a good idea so make sure you take breaks every time after he cums. This probably improves leg strength?
Bob: Oh hey dude my GF just gave me a Monkey's Blowjob!
Walter: Damn her legs must be pretty strong
Bob: Hell yeah they are
Walter: Thigh guy.
by SomeInternetDweeb May 08, 2023
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Gliding monkey

When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her
Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night
by Dude guy 55 October 15, 2015
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monkeys foreheid

Scottish term for Monkeys Forehead. The female genitalia. Fanny, cunt etc. Needing a trim.
"I went down on that bitch and her fanny admin was that bad that it was like a monkeys foreheid Sir!"
by The Bat July 24, 2006
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song monkey

partygoer who relentlessly dominates the music selection. In extreme cases unable to finish one song before selecting another, in rapid succession.
Song monkey: "Listen to this song, it's amazing! No wait, this one! No wait..."

Everyone: "He's such a goddamn song monkey"
by bndrs February 11, 2012
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Monkey buster

A sex position where a man and woman do doggy-style while another woman sits on the man and humps his back
(the man will have to hunch over woman 1 while woman 2 humps his back)

Monkey noises can be expressed if all party's involved feel inclined
Hey Man! I just "Monkey busted" with Julie and Susie!!!

Hey do you Girls wanna do the "Monkey buster"?
by Coolboyboog December 14, 2022
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