michael fragnito

the ugliest mother fucker ever to be born on this god damn fucking planet. after tasting his own stomach milk he was announced as the cum-lord of casa roble fundamental high school and plus he likes men. Nobody likes him and everyone thinks that he should die in a fucking hole.legend has it that when he was three his parents tried to get an abortion but were unsuccessful do to his sheer and vast amounts of autism. his levels of autism trumps Tim sauwusch by far, and his job at McDonald shows his truly gay side.

hey buddy, we're gonna go hunting for some Michael fragnitos wanna come:

please NEVER raise your kids to be a fragnito

by fagnegro October 22, 2019

Michael Masi

F1 race director, who is known for making many controversial decisions in the 2021 F1 season, including the safety car procedure in the season finale in Abu Dhabi. He is the successor to Charlie Whiting as the race director as of 2019.

Toto Wolff - “No Michael, no, no, that was so not right!”
Lewis Hamilton - “Man, this has been manipulated, man.”
Michael Masi - “Toto, we went car racing.”

by guif December 21, 2021

Michael Jackson

michael is cool. cooler than YOU

hey dude, stop raggin oh Michael Jackson, he's COOL

by x-wtf September 10, 2006

Michael Jackson

1. The King of Music

2. The Greatest Entertainer Ever Lived

3. Icon of the Century

4. A National Hero

We miss you, Michael Jackson!

by johnson011 July 7, 2009

Michael

Way too perfect. Knows what to say at the right time. An Incredible singer and has a voice as smooth as chocolate. His laugh is goals, and so are his selfies. He's that guy you would meet in the store, take your friend\sibling to the side and whisper "Holy f*ck, he's hot"

What did I deserve to have someone like Michael?

by Kewl af February 19, 2017

Michael Stipe

Vocalist for the alternative rock band R.E.M.

His cryptic vocals helped define the band's sound.

He has a very quirky personality.

Michael Stipe has sex with men and women, but refuses to admit that he is gay or bisexual.

by Peppeche January 14, 2008

Michelob Ultra

Flavorless alcohol delivery product that people think is good for them because their television and radio told them so.

I saw a man walk out of the grocery store with three bags of chips, five loaves of bread, and two cases of Michelob Ultra. He's watching his carb intake, you know.

by Beerman September 22, 2003