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Mario Kart Television

Mario Kart TeleVision (MKTV) produces recordings of all Mario Kart races with cinematic recording and editing.
Mario Kart Television will be on tomorrow morning at 10am sharp!
by Randonarchy April 3, 2021
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Mario Darkers

A cult of people who worship Dark Mario
Cultist: welcome to the Mario Darkers

That’s it. I’m too lazy to write a dialogue
by The yeet emperor April 13, 2021
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Mario-Karting

PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard.

PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.
Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?"

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

Gavin: "We should do that again."

Chris: "Yes, daddy."
by My Friend Has Jake Paul October 6, 2022
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a Super Mario

this term is used to define:

1) A non- racist, non ethnocentric, non xenophobic person, who has friends from many different ethnic and religious groups and who is a fanatical proponent of multiculturalism.

2) A person who is actually proud to be bi or tri racial
person a) to his friend (at a party): what a great party, I heard that the organizer of this event invited so many different people because he is a Super Mario

person b: is there anything wrong with inviting people of all races, creeds and colors to one's own house party? or a Super Mario in the sense of self, where one is proud to be bi-racial? i don't see anything wrong with either.

The definition also references the fact that Mario as a Nintendo character has the following multicultural, American melting-pot characteristics : his name is Italian in origin (so he must be Roman Catholic), he was "created" in Japan and "imported" to the United States and therefore must be Japanese/Asian, he is an ethically hard working Protestant plumber/chimney sweep by trade, he jumps further than Donovan Bailey (he must therefore be either African-American or from The Caribbean), he dresses in overalls like a Mexican immigrant working on a farm in the Salinas Valley, he grabs coins like a capitalist, (so Mario is by this definition living the American dream) and at the end he saves a princess who probably is virgin (when Muslim men go to heaven, there are supposed to be according to the Koran, 72 virgin princesses waiting for them) so Mario has to be Muslim as well. He also wears a battered old cap like some East European Jewish immigrants used to, when they came to Ellis Island at the end of the 19th century.
by Sexydimma May 12, 2012
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Mario hughes

A fuck nigga that eats ass and dont know who nudes look better and cheats all the tims but never wanna be otp with his gf or gts otp with ha suck a fuck nigga
by Wopalot March 9, 2019
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mario attia

"The guy the loves to fight people
Mario attia is a name for a douche
by dcharles2020 May 30, 2018
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Marios

Mario’s are a great people to be around them they are lazy but they are smart (like a lot) . They can also steal your heart away . They can be as cruel but have a soft heart that everyone can love . They are funny kind and they will always be there when u most need them .
Yo Marios is always there when you need him
by Jack163 November 20, 2021
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