Mac Daddy is the biggest fucking pussy you've ever seen. When I see one I land massive king kong bitch slaps on their snouts. If they look good I usually will fuck them in their ass and have them lick the shit off my dick.
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Get the mac and cheese afro mug.A computer running a Macintosh operating system, either the old Mac OS 9/below (aka Classic), or the current BSD-based Mac OS X. These days a "mac machine" is almost assuredly manufactured by Apple Computers, because for some stupid reason Apple decided some years ago that no one else but them could make Macintoshes. (Editorial: I miss PowerComputing).
This phrase is usually spoken by an older woman who knows next to nothing about computers, as would the phrase "windows machine". And it's not sexist of me to say that, because it's just a fact. There's nothing wrong with being an older woman.
This phrase is usually spoken by an older woman who knows next to nothing about computers, as would the phrase "windows machine". And it's not sexist of me to say that, because it's just a fact. There's nothing wrong with being an older woman.
Older woman: Excuse me? I am having troubles with my stupid mac machine. It won't let me connect to the internet!
Person: Let's see... it doesn't look like you have any means of connecting to the internet. No phone line, no cable modem, no wireless, nothing.
Older Woman: So?
Person: These things don't just happen on their own, woman.
*The Next Person Who Posts a Definition Here:*
Omfg Macinsuxors Computorz sukc asss!!!! never use em! i from da getto in odessa, texas!
--Example:
--gayass mac machine did sssomthing bad
Person: Let's see... it doesn't look like you have any means of connecting to the internet. No phone line, no cable modem, no wireless, nothing.
Older Woman: So?
Person: These things don't just happen on their own, woman.
*The Next Person Who Posts a Definition Here:*
Omfg Macinsuxors Computorz sukc asss!!!! never use em! i from da getto in odessa, texas!
--Example:
--gayass mac machine did sssomthing bad
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Get the MAC machine mug.To fix something so that it works for the time being because you're too lazy or broke to either fix it properly or buy a new one.
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