lap licker

lap licker lesbians who engage in oral sex!

or in other words..... bush eater, carpet muncher, lickalotopus, fuzz bumpers, cod lickers

by skippy March 11, 2004

doughnut licker

It's what you think it is...

First mentioned on the Greg Gutfeld Show

Ariana Grande is such a doughnut licker

by Danny Sexbang's flowing hair August 1, 2015

Douche Licker

The act of licking douches

Dude 1: I hate the Cardinals
Dude 2: I too hate them, especially that douche licker Albert Pujols

by Pat October 30, 2004

Pant Licker

a grubby individual who picks food off his pants and eats it.

Jeff Thomas is a pant licker

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

scrote licker

Lame, unskilled, deficient.

My brother can't drive. He's such a scrote licker.

by JayWay October 17, 2006

gary lineker

Big eared, left wing, BBC brownnosing gimp that scoffs crisps for a living. Will attempt to steal any packet of Walkers you may have like a cheeky seagull at the beach.

Friend 1- I'm really worried about myself.
Friend 2-why?
Friend 1- I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. Think I'm turning into a Gary Lineker.

by Josemourinho'sunderpants March 28, 2019

i'm linked up

iced up, bling, chains, watches. Chains, watches, jewelry all have links connecting them.

coined by zeb. g

i stay linked up and shine so bright, or "I'm linked up" and shine when i walk out

i'm linked up

by Zeb g. April 27, 2010