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Lazy

Hym "Right, so I'm working and this guy calls me lazy. I work a thankless job that does not adequately pay my bills. Somebody has to do it or that business that everyone uses no longer exists. Then I come home and write LITERALLY billions of dollars worth of dialogue for which I am not credited and give away for free. And not just dialogue but a profound logos that has inspired the world. If my power wasn't off I would be engaging in my hobby of which my level of skill is literally 98th percentile or higher. You're having a light jog. A light jog makes you not lazy? Are you trying hard? Is that what you're doing? Fucking trash. Literally trash. The difference between him and me if that if I received the credit I deserved I wouldn't have to work. Working would be something I did for fun to stave off boredom and he couldn't do the thing I have already done in a million years. There is no conceivable reality where this guy is able to do what I've done here. He's having a jog though isn't he? How are the lights in your house you fucking piece of shit? Go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
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Lazy Jackass

Me not givin u a defination w bad spelling mistakes and shity grammer is wat lazy Jackass is
by Zalo_r October 13, 2025
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Lazy

Being of no’s use and tired all the time
Anissa was lazy asf because she’s just like that.
by Bartolommeo February 27, 2022
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Facebook lazy

When a person seems to have fallen off the face of the earth because they haven't posted in a fairly long period of time.
Is he dead?

No he's just facebook lazy
by Benedict Cumberbach December 7, 2013
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Lazy Jay

Drinking heavily until the point you pass out and float uncontrollably around a lazy river
"Man, we got a free afternoon let's hit the pool and fucking Lazy Jay!!"
"This party is a bust, time to Lazy Jay this shit!!"
by Urban Gif March 28, 2024
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Lazy

I might not be successful right now because I'm Lazy. Wait no it's just Systemic Racism
by juicenip November 10, 2020
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Lazy salad

When someone jerks using a tissue and forgets to throw it away
He forgot to throw away his tissue, he made a lazy salad
by Macadamias February 2, 2015
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