Slap the kitty

Slap the kitty is a meaning also known for a women touching the sensitive parts of her vagina to give her a orgasam,squirt,or to make her cum.

Last night I was with Jenna and I slap the kitty and she squirt a lot.

by Mr.Griggle June 1, 2015

huberts kitty

Another word for weed, crack, or at certain times, another word for Barzi (look up barzi for definition)

Pass huberts kitty dude! I hear the shit you bought is awesome!!!

and occasionally...

Stay away from huberts kittie, they always smell terrible and steal your food.

by cheese man123 August 24, 2005

kitty bear

an animal that usually has one horn. it is VERY ugly. it can be found galloping through fields with sophies

"hey tessa, look at that!"
"what the fuck is that?!"
"why, a kitty bear of course!"

by Kittybear22 April 26, 2008

Bad Kitty

When a woman doesn't give you pussy. So you have to break out the spray bottle and squirt her pussy while saying "Bad Kitty" "Bad Kitty" several times.

At the bar the other night, Joe told us.... "Hey guys last night Ashley came over and I thought she was DTF, but she got ice cold. I had to Bad Kitty her till she was wet enough to give me some.

by Jeff Briggs April 26, 2013

Kitty Dump

When a man is about ejaculate and doesn't have any tissues or towels available but he has a feline animal around to take the shot.

"Oh man blackers, you are one messy kitty dump."

by Marcellus995 July 2, 2007

Kitty Porn

Pornography containing older men having sexual relations with a girl under the age of 18 or people under the age of 18 being filmed having sexual relations.

Kitty porn is NOT cool. I do not condone it in any way. No one should ever watch kitty porn, nor should any one make it. Anyone who has anything to do with the production, buying, selling, or watching of kitty porn should hang him/her-self right now.

Pee Wee Herman was busted for having Kitty Porn.

by Marc April 4, 2005

kitty crack

another name for cocaine

man, you wanna go sniff some kitty crack?? its crackalicous

by Josh O August 18, 2004