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Jonas Brothers

A band of three brothers that used to have a good sound (back when Nick was a soprano) but then Disney Channel decided to sign them and give them a bajillion dollars and now their music sucks and a bunch of fat spoiled little middle-school girls scream and faint and die because of them.
Spoiled 12-year-old girl: Oh My Jonas! I love the Jonas Brothers! Joe is such a hunk! Ahh! I'm gonna marry him one day! Ahh!
Other spoiled12-year-old girl: No way! He's mine!
Spoiled 12-year-old girl: No way! I called him first! But you can have Nick.
Other spoiled12-year-old girl: Whatever, at least my man has normal eyebrows.

Former Jonas-Brother Fan: FUCK YOU FATTIES.
by gLeek<3 March 27, 2010
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Paul Kevin JonasII

the oldest brother out of the jonas brothers. has 3 younger brothers, 2 of which are in the band. nick jonas, 15, joeseph jonas 18, and frankie jonas 8. also known as kevin jonas.
amanda- did you see paul kevin jonasII? He's in the jonas brothers!
by jo3bro3lover3 March 22, 2008
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the jonas brothers

teh jonas brothers are a boy band, with 3 brothers{kevin,21, joe,18, and nick,16.
the jonas brothers are not like most disney stars they are decent. but like people going crazy over them is just retarded. Nick was dignoised with diabetes at 13 years old. the song"a little bit longer" was about his diabetes which is an ok song but like seriously people crying over it is fucked up. Seriously he is not the only one with diabetes in the world. besides he has type1 diabetes people have even worse so teh people crying over him could just shut the fuck up he is not the only one with dibetes. And kevin is just way 2 old 2 be a disney star and he might just turn out gay.
person1; Hey did u see the jonas brothers yesturday on disney.
person2: hell no they suck and what the hell is up with their pants im mean seriously girl i dont even wear jeans that tight.
by xoxhudaxox January 3, 2009
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Jona Weinhofen

a rabbit looking vegan who loves to force veganism on people, he still isn't over being kicked out of bmth and he is obsessed with a documentary about cows.
"Oh look, that persons trying to force veganism on everyone! He said the word would die if we didn't become vegans"
"Ah! That must be Jona Weinhofen"
by Janoskiaaaaannnnnsssator January 15, 2016
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jonas brothers

an okay band. they're lyrics DO have some meaning and the tunes and the beats are alright. but the fanbase of this group is way too much. i swear every single jonas fan out there is like a crazy stalker. but anyways...there an okay band(what do you expect, there underage) that gets way to overhyped. well they're better than Hannah Montana
crazy girl:OMG OMG!! THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE COMING TO MY HOMETOWN!!!!! *jumps around and falls*
me:chill out, its not like Paramore is coming!
crazy girl:YOUR JUST A FUCKING HATER!! YOU CAN GO DIE AND BURN IN HELL!!
by jadali March 16, 2008
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jona and the whale

When a male inserts his erect penis into the mouth of another and then cums in the asshole of the same person. Then that person farts the semen out of the asshole so it looks like a blowhole.
Jane an Bob went home after a couple of drinks and performed, Jona and the Whale.
by Jona Smiths September 30, 2006
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Nick Jonas

Youngest band member of the Jonas Brothers.
16 years old, extremely talented as he can play guitar, drums, piano, AND sing.
Is the concrete form of LOVE. <3
Known for his beautiful curls,
he is amazingly beautiful and loveable.
Though can be quiet/shy.
Has Diabetes Type 1.
Wrote 'Can't Have You' about Pancakes.
by LoBar March 7, 2009
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