A band of three brothers that used to have a good sound (back when Nick was a soprano) but then Disney Channel decided to sign them and give them a bajillion dollars and now their music sucks and a bunch of fat spoiled little middle-school girls scream and faint and die because of them.
Spoiled 12-year-old girl: Oh My Jonas! I love the Jonas Brothers! Joe is such a hunk! Ahh! I'm gonna marry him one day! Ahh!
Other spoiled12-year-old girl: No way! He's mine!
Spoiled 12-year-old girl: No way! I called him first! But you can have Nick.
Other spoiled12-year-old girl: Whatever, at least my man has normal eyebrows.
Former Jonas-Brother Fan: FUCK YOU FATTIES.
Other spoiled12-year-old girl: No way! He's mine!
Spoiled 12-year-old girl: No way! I called him first! But you can have Nick.
Other spoiled12-year-old girl: Whatever, at least my man has normal eyebrows.
Former Jonas-Brother Fan: FUCK YOU FATTIES.
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teh jonas brothers are a boy band, with 3 brothers{kevin,21, joe,18, and nick,16.
the jonas brothers are not like most disney stars they are decent. but like people going crazy over them is just retarded. Nick was dignoised with diabetes at 13 years old. the song"a little bit longer" was about his diabetes which is an ok song but like seriously people crying over it is fucked up. Seriously he is not the only one with diabetes in the world. besides he has type1 diabetes people have even worse so teh people crying over him could just shut the fuck up he is not the only one with dibetes. And kevin is just way 2 old 2 be a disney star and he might just turn out gay.
the jonas brothers are not like most disney stars they are decent. but like people going crazy over them is just retarded. Nick was dignoised with diabetes at 13 years old. the song"a little bit longer" was about his diabetes which is an ok song but like seriously people crying over it is fucked up. Seriously he is not the only one with diabetes in the world. besides he has type1 diabetes people have even worse so teh people crying over him could just shut the fuck up he is not the only one with dibetes. And kevin is just way 2 old 2 be a disney star and he might just turn out gay.
person1; Hey did u see the jonas brothers yesturday on disney.
person2: hell no they suck and what the hell is up with their pants im mean seriously girl i dont even wear jeans that tight.
person2: hell no they suck and what the hell is up with their pants im mean seriously girl i dont even wear jeans that tight.
by xoxhudaxox January 3, 2009
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Get the Jona Weinhofen mug.an okay band. they're lyrics DO have some meaning and the tunes and the beats are alright. but the fanbase of this group is way too much. i swear every single jonas fan out there is like a crazy stalker. but anyways...there an okay band(what do you expect, there underage) that gets way to overhyped. well they're better than Hannah Montana
crazy girl:OMG OMG!! THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE COMING TO MY HOMETOWN!!!!! *jumps around and falls*
me:chill out, its not like Paramore is coming!
crazy girl:YOUR JUST A FUCKING HATER!! YOU CAN GO DIE AND BURN IN HELL!!
me:chill out, its not like Paramore is coming!
crazy girl:YOUR JUST A FUCKING HATER!! YOU CAN GO DIE AND BURN IN HELL!!
by jadali March 16, 2008
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by Jona Smiths September 30, 2006
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16 years old, extremely talented as he can play guitar, drums, piano, AND sing.
Is the concrete form of LOVE. <3
Known for his beautiful curls,
he is amazingly beautiful and loveable.
Though can be quiet/shy.
Has Diabetes Type 1.
Wrote 'Can't Have You' about Pancakes.
16 years old, extremely talented as he can play guitar, drums, piano, AND sing.
Is the concrete form of LOVE. <3
Known for his beautiful curls,
he is amazingly beautiful and loveable.
Though can be quiet/shy.
Has Diabetes Type 1.
Wrote 'Can't Have You' about Pancakes.
by LoBar March 7, 2009
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