jerking in the punch-bowl

It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.

Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.

by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020

Jerking A Jimmy

jerking a jimmy is similar to pulling ones leg

Ben: I just got done Jerking a Jimmy

by jimmyjerker July 19, 2020

Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020

Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.

Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now

by Lunistice November 14, 2020

Jerkingoff

FlexingMyJimmy:ChicksWontGrowJimmys!"

Jit Jerkingoff!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 20, 2020

Jerking the Jerky

When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.

"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."

"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."

by StevethePeeve April 19, 2021

Jerkin' the wein

"Jerkin' the wein" is to masterbate in the most fashionable manner possible

I heard my roommate get up and wash his hands and go back to his room, he must have been Jerkin' the wein.

by Grbanson finkledink July 26, 2021