James Mossman

Getting drunk; so drunk you piss yourself and rip your own pants then whirl them around your own head.

I'm kind of bored, I think I might get absolutely James Mossman'd tonight

by Dick Mundee January 26, 2010

james honeyford

Absolute mongo head, grows a blonde Afro n when it hits a bit too long he gets it polished and buffed, sometimes sanded, all the way down to his scalp. If you go near him he’ll give you sunburn since the sheer amount of light reflecting of that boys head is amazing. Cuts aboot wi boot cuts and a cricket jumper oan. And he hunks he’s best pals with Taylor black

Fuck me man it’s bright as like

Aw wait it’s just James honeyfords heed

by RyanNicholl June 11, 2018

James Marriot

A trilingual god.

James Marriot in every single video: Did you guys know I’m trilingual?

by h.c.m. December 13, 2019

James

James is an amazing, talented and awesome guy. He has a heart of gold and is not afraid to speak his mind. He is normally the most popular kid in a friendship group and is always out to make new friends. He loves to chat and can be a bit of a prankster. He respects others and always looks out for those he cares for.

'OMG you're friends with James?! He is the most popular guy ever!'

by Tasuii May 3, 2017

James

James's are usually people that are very caring but can care too much and come off as clingy. They love attention but not the kind white girls with no clothes do. VERY horny all the time. Like cuddles and very protective over the people they hold close. Don't open up easily but when they do they let you get very close. Trust issues and kinda fucked up. Compulsively apologizes. Knows what he wants and is very stubborn. Has a small group of friends that get all his time and when they don't have time for him he tends to get sad and make you feel bad, but tends to get over it quickly, if not he keeps it with him forever.

person: Hey James?
James: Sorry
Person: for what
James: (goes into whole life story and admits every sin he's ever committed)
Person: wtf okay its fine...
James: Sorry (starts crying)
Person: um
James: (stops crying like it never happened) hug?

by Definitons4fishes November 23, 2019

Slender james

British for the delicious meat snack, "Slim Jim".

I say ol' mate, care to part take in my Slender James?

by ScooterPA May 15, 2011

Dirty James

When a slutty girl can shoot pool by putting the stick in her vagina

Did you see That girl sink that 8 ball doing a Dirty James

by Sillyswallows July 17, 2018