The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
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Synonyms: Good, cool, dope, dank, posh, groovy, gnarly, far out, chill, lit.
Synonyms: Good, cool, dope, dank, posh, groovy, gnarly, far out, chill, lit.
"Jade, yo."
"Did you see Ariana Grande's latest video? It was actually pretty jade!"
“I'm not doing so jade right now, man."
"Did you see Ariana Grande's latest video? It was actually pretty jade!"
“I'm not doing so jade right now, man."
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