by Green Beans October 10, 2003
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I did a Dirty Jack yesterday. It was rather splendid, but unfortunately I now have 15 children living in my apartment.
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Hugh Michael Jackman is an Australian actor, producer, and singer involved in film, musical theatre and television.
Jackman has won international recognition for his roles in major films, notably as superhero, period, and romance characters.
Chosen as one of People magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People in the World 5 years in a row, 2000-2004 and was chosen as People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive of 2008.
Jackman has won international recognition for his roles in major films, notably as superhero, period, and romance characters.
Chosen as one of People magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People in the World 5 years in a row, 2000-2004 and was chosen as People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive of 2008.
1) Hugh Jackman is always so damn handsome, sexy & heartthrob. Phenomenally talented actor, dashing and devoted man.
2) Hugh is one of those ridiculously hot men who just look like a movie star all the time.
3)Hugh's really beefcake, hunk & ripped.
2) Hugh is one of those ridiculously hot men who just look like a movie star all the time.
3)Hugh's really beefcake, hunk & ripped.
by posh21 November 14, 2014
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Someone you want to spend a lot of time with. She's brilliant. Bring her home to mama, or just bring her home if you can!
Someone you want to spend a lot of time with. She's brilliant. Bring her home to mama, or just bring her home if you can!
by badbeat March 20, 2009
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Cop: Have you seen Vinnie? There's a warrant out for his arrest.
Guido: I never talk to cops, but I'll talk to Andrew Jackson.
Guido: I never talk to cops, but I'll talk to Andrew Jackson.
by dead parrot September 17, 2010
Get the Andrew Jackson mug.Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009) was an American recording artist, entertainer and businessman. The seventh child of the Jackson family, he debuted on the professional music scene at the age of 11 as a member of The Jackson 5 in 1969, and began a solo career in 1971 while still a member of the group. Referred to as the "King of Pop"2 in subsequent years, his 1982 Thriller is the world's best-selling record of all time3 and four other solo studio albums are also among the world's best-selling records: Off the Wall (1979), Bad (1987), Dangerous (1991) and HIStory (1995).
In the early 1980s, he became a dominant figure in popular music and the first African-American entertainer to amass a strong crossover following on MTV. The popularity of his music videos airing on MTV, such as "Beat It", "Billie Jean" and Thriller—widely credited with transforming the music video from a promotional tool into an art form—helped bring the relatively new channel to fame. Videos such as "Black or White" and "Scream" made Jackson an enduring staple on MTV in the 1990s. With stage performances and music videos, Jackson popularized a number of physically complicated dance techniques, such as the robot and the moonwalk. His distinctive musical sound and vocal style influenced many hip hop, pop and contemporary R&B artists.
Jackson donated and raised millions of dollars for beneficial causes through his foundation, charity singles and support of 39 charities. Other aspects of his personal life, including his changing appearance and behavior, generated significant controversy, damaging his public image. Though he was accused of child sexual abuse in 1993, the criminal investigation was closed due to lack of evidence and Jackson was not charged. The singer had experienced health concerns since the early 1990s and conflicting reports regarding the state of his finances since the late 1990s. Jackson married twice and fathered three children, all of which caused further controversy. In 2005, Jackson was tried and acquitted of further sexual abuse allegations and several other charges.
One of the few artists to have been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice, his other achievements include multiple Guinness World Records—including one for "Most Successful Entertainer of All Time"—13 Grammy Awards, 13 number one singles in his solo career—more than any other male artist in the Hot 100 era and the sale of 750 million records worldwide.4 Jackson's highly publicized personal life, coupled with his successful career, made him a part of popular culture for almost four decades. Jackson died on June 25, 2009, aged 50.5 The specific cause of death has yet to be determined.2 Prior to his death, Jackson had announced a 50 date sell-out This Is It comeback tour, in London, England.
In the early 1980s, he became a dominant figure in popular music and the first African-American entertainer to amass a strong crossover following on MTV. The popularity of his music videos airing on MTV, such as "Beat It", "Billie Jean" and Thriller—widely credited with transforming the music video from a promotional tool into an art form—helped bring the relatively new channel to fame. Videos such as "Black or White" and "Scream" made Jackson an enduring staple on MTV in the 1990s. With stage performances and music videos, Jackson popularized a number of physically complicated dance techniques, such as the robot and the moonwalk. His distinctive musical sound and vocal style influenced many hip hop, pop and contemporary R&B artists.
Jackson donated and raised millions of dollars for beneficial causes through his foundation, charity singles and support of 39 charities. Other aspects of his personal life, including his changing appearance and behavior, generated significant controversy, damaging his public image. Though he was accused of child sexual abuse in 1993, the criminal investigation was closed due to lack of evidence and Jackson was not charged. The singer had experienced health concerns since the early 1990s and conflicting reports regarding the state of his finances since the late 1990s. Jackson married twice and fathered three children, all of which caused further controversy. In 2005, Jackson was tried and acquitted of further sexual abuse allegations and several other charges.
One of the few artists to have been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice, his other achievements include multiple Guinness World Records—including one for "Most Successful Entertainer of All Time"—13 Grammy Awards, 13 number one singles in his solo career—more than any other male artist in the Hot 100 era and the sale of 750 million records worldwide.4 Jackson's highly publicized personal life, coupled with his successful career, made him a part of popular culture for almost four decades. Jackson died on June 25, 2009, aged 50.5 The specific cause of death has yet to be determined.2 Prior to his death, Jackson had announced a 50 date sell-out This Is It comeback tour, in London, England.
by J-Dawggy Yo June 26, 2009
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Journalists with Michael Jackson Syndrome can't tell the truth about anyone more famous and successful than they are--they're pathetic.
by Obvious57 November 15, 2012
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