Jizz Slap

When you ejaculate in your hand and then slap a bitch in the face with it.

"I fucked your goat"
"WHAT BITCH *Jizz slap*

by yaaaaassssaraaap August 14, 2011

Jizz Mixer

The act of more than one guy ejaculating in a girl's mouth in which she swishes it around and spits it in a shot glass for someone else to enjoy.

Those three guys can cum in Liz's mouth so Jenny can enjoy a jizz mixer.

by desiresonfire July 12, 2010

jizz missile

The first blast of semen from an ejaculating penis

I pulled out just in time to to launch a jizz missile at her forehead.

by piggro December 22, 2008

clown jizz

glitter

Damn, those kids are covered in clown jizz after that art project.

by Half-Paddle March 25, 2016

jizz gernade

Word used by Adam Carolla on Love line to describe jacking off

Tony's popping a jizz gernade

by Uhhh Ya December 1, 2005

shoe jizz

the wet spots on the floor that result from snow being stuck on the bottom of shoes when you enter into a building or house from being outside.

"Aw, man look at all the shoe jizz on the floor!"
"I know, I almost slipped on it!"

by fred carpinski January 9, 2009

Jizz Pirates

A fictional group of hot, scantally clad women whose job would be to extract semen from men that wouldn't give it up in a world that was female dominated with the idea that women didn't need men.

After the jizz pirates knocked down my door on a mission for "the goods" I soon gave into them.

by Robert Eh May 14, 2005