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slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.
"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019
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Feels Real Slow

The joke term for heavily modified or riced Toyota FR-S that actually stands for Front-engine, Rear-wheel drive, Sport.
“Why did you park next to the Feels Real Slow?”
by Tenngage September 25, 2023
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Slow Body Syndrome

When the words in your brain are speaking faster than your hands can type it.
Hey man, I was texting my sister the other day when I suddenly got slow body syndrome.
by Meyrl March 28, 2021
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Slow

Slow is a slang term used for illicitly produced fentanyl (different from the fentanyl produced by big pharma, which is often used for pain management when someone is on hospice).

Fentanyl is a dangerous street drug that is known for being inexpensive and very deadly. Throughout the 2010s and 2020s, in the US it said that fentanyl has killed over 100,000 people (I imagine you could easily find a source for this).
'I did a shot of slow last night and Barbara had to Narcan me three times. When I woke up I was so pissed at her, not only because I was sick but mostly because it was such a waste of dope.

So you like the slow and the go? (This would be asking someone if they use both fentanyl and methamphetamine).:

All I got left is some slow, it's $15 a point.
by Slowandgoletsgo February 14, 2025
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Slow Squatch

When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting
by Dave Squatch February 25, 2024
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Slow feri

To sexually harass in a way of not being gentlemen, disrespecting manners and showing off you are a member of the elite and abusing that sort of social asymmetry when talking to girls or young women. It could resort to insisting verbally on getting nudes from girls (especially ones from the instagram followers). The idiom is reffering to Diminik Feri's affair, 2021.
Hi bro, what's up? I gave her slow feri and look, nudes delivered. You need to know how to treat them.
by Linguotheobserver June 5, 2021
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Slow

Nyella is very slow
by Fate. January 16, 2022
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